Buying a pickleball paddle shouldn’t feel like decoding a science manual.
But with hundreds of brands, endless specs, and prices from $30 to $450+, players are overwhelmed.
So here’s the truth:
you don’t need to understand everything — only what actually affects how you play.
This is your straightforward guide to choosing a paddle that feels right, plays right, and reflects who you are on court.
1. Core Thickness — The Feel of Your Game
16mm — Control + comfort
Softer feel, more forgiveness, less vibration.
Great for new, social, and all-round players.
14mm — Speed + power
More pop, faster hands, crisper feedback.
Great for confident, attacking players.
2. Surface Material — Spin, Touch & Control
T700 Raw Carbon or 3K Carbon
Lightweight, durable, high-spin, clean feedback.
This is the material of choice for modern pickleball.
Fibreglass or composite
Heavier, less consistent, usually entry level.
3. Build Method — How the Paddle Holds Up
Thermoformed unibody (the AP standard)
Stronger, more consistent, more stable.
Foam-injected edges increase sweet spot + confidence.
Layered/glued builds
Cheaper, less durable, inconsistent feel.
4. Texture — Where Spin Comes From
Textured carbon = real spin.
Painted textures wear off.
Smooth surfaces grip less.
If you value finesse or topspin, texture matters.
5. Certification — Only If You’re Competing
USAPA Certified = required for sanctioned tournaments.
Signature Series = same build quality, without the certification cost.
6. Feel & Fit — The Human Part
Balance, swing weight, and grip comfort matter more than specs.
If you can’t test before buying, choose a brand that stands behind its gear.
(We do.)
7. Price — What You’re Actually Paying For
| Range (AUD) | What It Usually Means |
|---|---|
| $30–$80 | Beginner plastic/fibreglass |
| $90–$160 | Mixed builds, partial upgrades |
| $180–$330 | Thermoformed carbon builds (true pro-level) |
| $350+ | Same tech, retail markup |
Most brands sell materials.
We sell momentum.
A paddle that feels good in your hand, looks good in motion, and gives you confidence the moment the rally begins.
Every Angry Penguins paddle includes:
You’re getting the same tech found in paddles twice the price —
because premium shouldn’t mean exclusive.
Different approvals. Same engineering DNA.
Tournament Series (USAPA Approved)
For players chasing spin, precision, and competition-ready performance.
Signature Series (Premium Club & Social Play)
High-performance carbon builds engineered for everyday players.
Same feel, same quality — without certification costs.
| Paddle | Identity | Style | Strengths | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Abyss T700 | Calm, focused, dangerous | Control + precision | Spin, stability, placement | Tournament & advanced players |
| Flipper Pink | Energetic, expressive | All-round | Easy power, forgiving feel | Social, club, improving players |
| Flipper Gold | Stylish, modern | All-round | Smooth touch, balance | Players who want feel + identity |
| Abyss Black | Understated, composed | Control-first | Reset confidence | Players who like to dictate tempo |
✔ Neoprene cover
✔ Penguin Drawstring Bag
✔ Fast free shipping (Worldwide)
✔ 12-month limited warranty
✔ 30-Day Returns
✔ A paddle that actually says something about you
We’ll help you choose.**
Whether you want control, pop, precision, or a paddle that simply feels like “you,” message us and we’ll match you with your perfect fit.
Contact us — we’ll help you choose.